Cookie Demotivational Poster
THE WORLD - as you knew it no longer exists
FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass
WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.
LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight.
THE HULK -
COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH
OREOS - now where am i gunna get a cup of milk?
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.
COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS -
COOKIES... - Drop them and run for your dear life, because the cookie monster is in town!
THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!
REDNECK BAKERY -
FRUIT - When he saw it he shat bricks.
UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE - Even puppets get pissed off, too.
SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt
YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar
COOKIE FAIL - When a Holiday Cookie looks like Male Genitalia, or a naked fat chick sitting down, It's time to go the Nestle Tollhouse route.
MODERN METAL! - Coooooooooookeeeeeeeeeee....AGHHHHHHHH!
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
OH...HELL NO! - Dwop da cookies, you wascally wabbit! Some things are NOT expendable.
NO LONGER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME - Because boobies, bacon and beer start with 'B'.
MILF BAIT - Before springing the trap, lure them out with chocolate chip cookies.
SESAME STREET PSA - If it's not love Use a glove
FORTUNE COOKIE - Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add "In Bed" to the end of the fortune...
BUTT COOKIES - Now that's a tasty little piece
COOKIE MONSTER CAMOUFLAGE -
LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.
COOKIE MONSTER - its more than an addiction now...
COOKIE MONSTER - The worst thing to happen to children since Pee-Wee Herman in a cinema.
COOKIES - They make you FAT.... ....and that's good enough for me!
ELF GIRL - Time to get back to the tree and make me some cookies!
The Nookie Monster -
The Son of Odin -
MISUNDERSTANDING - That's not what I thought she meant when she asked me "Want to eat my cookie?" I liked my idea better.
COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.
oatmeal delight getting stale -
I WONDER... - Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS... - Yes, Granny, the ccokies are delicious, as always.
GIRL SCOUT -
HECK YEAH -
COOKIE MONSTER - Proof that you're not always what you eat
GIRL SCOUTS -
LOOKIE....LOOKIE - Someone has a cookie!!!
MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!
UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.
FORTUNE COOKIES - always giving you great pieces of information
Tree Goblins -
TRUE LOVE -
THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."
DANGER ZONE -
GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America
ENVY - I wish my dog would crap fortune cookies
CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR - the official food of motifake
HEY - It's funnier than a popsicle ice gun
COOKIEMONSTER - is not getting any cookies today
COOKIE MONSTER - He does not look like a bitch.
IGNORANCE - he was warned not to touch the cookie jar
COOKIE MONSTER - "WHERE ARE MY COOKIES BITCH?"
GLASS O MILK TOO PLEASE -
COOKIES - when she came to my door with that innocent stare and asked if I had some money to spare how could I resist not buying her cookies
FORTUNE COOKIES - The truth is out there
THE SNOOKI COOKIE DIET -
HAIL THE NEW COOKIE MONSTER - She won the title honorably by defeating the former cookie monster in armed combat.
MOM COOKING - Sometime, my friends who just come over for some of my mom's cookies... Wait WHAT?
NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.
ADDICTION - This is why you shouldn't do drugs kids.
WIN - This picture has an abundance of it
CONFUCIUS - Confucius... smart man
ADIPOSITY - Sounds Better Than It Looks.
ANYTHING? - You're a pussy.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies -
THE COOKIE MONSTER -
Tracking Cookies -
STICK IT TO THE MAN -
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Well it's about damn frickin' time !!!
fortune cookies -
COOKIES - are like true love. There's one out there for everyone.
FORTUNE COOKIE - (open it) Your fake will be rejected! DAMMIT
A GOD SEND -
AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)
CAVITY PREVENTION - You're doin' it wrong
EATING OUT -
HEY! - If the gypsy's can do it, then so should you!
FORTUNE COOKIES - Confucius is about to make another one
HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.
COOKIE DOUGH - The face of Ben & Jerrys
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